Lighter Side - Silly Kids Jokes 11/11/26 1. What happened when the turkey got in a fight? The stuffing was knocked out of him. 2. What is it called when a tree takes some time off? Paid leaf. 3. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock. 4. Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn so much? Because he had a great fall. 5. Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match? He let his gourd down. 6. What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall? Sep-timberrrrrr! 7. Why do trees hate going to school in the fall? Because they're easily stumped.