Lighter Side - Silly Kids Jokes 9/4/26
Green is my favorite color…..I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist…..Then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I was caught stealing a rainbow once…..Ended up getting thrown in prism.
Look, I'm all for coloring books but connect-the-dots?……That's where I draw the line.
Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks.
Q: Why were all the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy?
A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don't care.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer.