Lighter Side - Silly Kids LEAP YEAR DAY Jokes 2 / 29 / 24

Where do most people eat out on leap day?
IHOP.
What's a great thing about leap-year jokes?
That you only hear them repeated every 4 years.
If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?
A light year.
Today is a leap day.
Guess you should jump with joy.
What do you call a frog born on February 29?
Leap frog.
Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023.
But so far, nothing leaps to mind.
Are you gonna buy into an annual subscription of any kind?
Do it on February 29, you might get it free for the next four years based on poor code!